Review Nothing Launcher How To Make Your Phone Worse

so i mean we’ve all been there it’s last thing sunday evening you’ve got school first thing in the morning bullseye’s just finished on the telly you brushed your teeth about to stagger into bed oh bomb i haven’t done my bloody maths homework and so there you are an hour later desperately trying to solve quadratic equations with a foggy brain while your dad lays over you and occasionally hoi is an empty kind of skull at your head that appears to be a very similar situation to what cole peer has just found himself in when presumably yesterday he left out of bed with a start and thought oh bollocks in that recent launch thing i did where i didn’t actually launch anything beyond some vague symbols and yet another crowdfunding opportunity to scrape money off people didn’t i say something about letting people check out the nothing phone launcher for themselves by the end of april and oh tits look at the bloody date and so in a panic he legs it to nothing hq where and again i’m just guessing here there was nobody in it apart from the 16 year old intern who was doing some really important work like sorting all of the purple quality street out from the rest of the box and together over the course of a very hot and sweaty three hours they came up with this i gotta say my expectations were pretty low for the nothing launcher and those expectations were definitely met but here’s how you

can download and install the nothing launcher if you have one of the holy phones that actually support it and if you don’t you’re really not missing out on much i was gonna say in fact that this is the launcher equivalent of herpes except it’s thankfully much easier to get rid of so first how do you get the nothing launcher well that’s very easy indeed all you’ve got to do is go on the google play store and then type in nothing launcher and it’ll pop right up make sure you install the one from nothing technology though there is another app called nothing which literally does nothing but actually you know in fact you’re probably better off done on this one it’s not as cac right now the list of supported devices is very slender indeed which if nothing else is just sweet mercy basically it’ll work on a galaxy s21 or s22 series smartphone a recent pixel phone as well pixel 5 and above and support is apparently coming soon for one plus phones as well which goes to show there must still be some seriously bad blood between cole p and his former company once you’ve downloaded the nothing launcher head into apps and then scroll down until you actually find the wii bugger there we go and then in here you’ll need to go to home screen and then select the nothing launcher and if you decided to go ahead then this is what you are met with the nothing launcher in all of its glory in its current beta form it is incredibly

basic to say the least you’ve got your apps tray and you’ve got your notifications as usual got a small selection of widgets you can chuck on there all of which look like they were designed by that 16 year old intern this right here is the best of the bunch it’s the weather widget you tap on that and you get taken to accuweather because you’ve got a diverse range of customization settings as well if you long press on that desktop you can set up a couple of other widgets as well basically you’ve got a choice of three in total you’ve got a big analog clock a big digital clock otherwise the all-weather app i’m going to remove the widget for a moment though just so we can really take in and enjoy that magnificent wallpaper i can only assume they were desperately trying to think up of some sort of funky wallpaper ideas corp happens to have a screen door like this somewhere in the office the intern was probably leaning up against it sweating profusely and screaming inside of his own head and colpier was like hey hang on hold it can i take a foot with that and nothing is currently offering alternative wallpaper options but you do have to download these virus special link can’t actually get them via the launcher which is incredibly helpful one of these is apparently the office dog through that very same screen door and

this is the other one which is simply known as face basically looks like part of the poster for the next saw film there are also some custom sound effects as well although again you’ll have to download these via dropbox so there’s a special nothing alarm [Music] it’s not only guarantees i have you leaping out of bed with terror in the morning but also it scares the living out of my cats next up you’ve got the nothing income and call alert which kind of sounds like someone firing off kalashnikov somewhere in the distance either that or maybe a woodpecker on acid and then you’ve got the incoming notification alert which hilariously is just an extremely truncated version of the call alert there’s not really much else to speak of inside of the nothing launchers home settings either that is basically your whack although thank god you can actually change up the app grid to add in an extra column although for some reason that’s hidden away inside of wallpaper and style and you can also set up folders with your apps as well just by dragging one onto another like so and the other big whoop here on the nothing launcher is the fact that you can enlarge these folders to make them absolutely freaking enormous and then tap on an app uh to open it up and then it kind of begs the question why even bother with a folder and

that’s basically it there’s not really anything else to say about the nothing launcher you can’t remove the google search bar down below you’re stuck with that so what i would recommend is diving back into apps finding your original smartphone launcher and then restoring its authority thus curing your phone of herpes i say that god awful wallpaper will still be there so you’ll have to get rid of that so i’ve got to say it sorry call me but if you turn that in on a monday morning you’d probably get a c minus at best but what do you guys reckon about the nothing launcher do you actually quite like it are you insane and i’ve got to say it’s got me really excited about the upcoming nothing phone which not gonna lie it’s probably gonna look something like this except of course with all those awesome sound effects anywho be great to hear your comments down in the comments below obviously uh please do plug subscribe and dig that notifications bell for more on the latest and greatest tech and like that as well and uh have yourselves a bloody lovely weekend cheers everyone love you you

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